#hal and dave really needed the money can you blame em

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There’s a line in mgs2 before Emma gets shot where Snake is all like “maybe I should see if Otacon is okay if I ask her out” and many rightfully assume that he’s trying to ask out Emma but I’m here to tell YOU yes YOU that it could also be Karen Hojo—the news reporter who was cut from the game but makes an appearance in the motion graphic novel.

Surely, Otacon wouldn’t want his boyfriend to fraternize with a direct link to a major media outlet (especially after they went through all that trouble to fake his death) right?

I have so much metal gear brainrot that I headcanon them as having been in ap bio together in high school and they keep running into each other during random world-ending events.